Do bachelor's TVs ever get tuned off of Comedy Central?

[Ishcabittle]

Or is that just zit-face teens?

 

[Cassie]

Could you repeat the question?

 

[Ishcabittle]

oh for the love of pete,

EACH OF YOU WILL ENTER A SPACE CAPSULE!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

huh

 

[Cassie]

Pete is a liar and a fat mouth!

 

[Ishcabittle]

YOUR COURSE WILL BE SET AT RANDOM, AND AFTER A WHILE YOU WILL EVENTUALLY FALL INTO A STAR1!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who is this Pete chap?

 

[Cassie]

Pete's the robot stuffing everyone into space capsules

 

[Ishcabittle]

P[ETE FROM THE PLANET, "CRAN-KHOR"

 

[Cassie]

He's insane from all the monsters in teh trees

 

[Ishcabittle]

Unfortunately, Pete was raped when he was younger, and it CHANGED him.

 

[Cassie]

By Hitler?

 

[CaptainWacky]

By JESUS?