Do retards/starving africans/dead babies have souls?

[CaptainWacky]

No, only those who have the luxury of being comfortable enough to have the time to be able to think about such fairytale matters actually "have" a soul.

 

[Dr Dave]

and do they like cake?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO

 

[Dr Dave]

BASTARDS

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, great.

 

[Henoch]

Souls are only given out to those fortunate enough to attend church services every Sunday. God has zero tolerance for slackers!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Then ive done fairly well without one

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANSWER ME SERIOUSLY

 

[Henoch]

ANSWER ME SERIOUSLY

Ok. No.

 

[Loktar]

Souls are only given out to those fortunate enough to attend church services every Sunday. God has zero tolerance for slackers!!

Then I have a soul.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, sure you do.

 

[Cassie]

If going to church gets you a soul then mine has probably been repo'd.

 

[CaptainWacky]

By Doink!