Do the Chinese celebrate regular new year too?

[CaptainWacky]

Or, when the clock strikes 12 and the young ones start to boogie, does their traditionalist father scream "NO, IT'S NO CHINESE NEW YEAR YET, NO BOOGIE!" and slap them? YES.

 

[Cassie]

He probably wraps them in rice paper and deep fries them if they try to celebrate new years with the rest of the world.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They order American take-out. Big Macs arrive in white paper cartons.

Watching them try to eat a Big Mac with chopsticks is a pants-pissing riot LOL STUPID NON-ME PEOPLE

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH LOL I HATE THEM AND THEIR BEADY LITTLE NOSES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm hungry now.

 

[Tyrant]

Lunar New Year.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LUNA LOVELACE NEW YEAR?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does the moon have years?

 

[Dr Dave]

does the moon enjoy mooning people?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

In the Chinese lunar calendar, I think 2007 is The Year of the Big Fucking Sewer Rat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The year of the hippogriff.

 

[Dr Dave]

The chinese are too short,IMO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not all of them.

 

[Dr Dave]

most of them, they can't be trusted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about the CHINESE GIANT? He's six foot three!

 

[Dr Dave]

TOO TALL!

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

The Chinese New Year's is celebrated with all of them getting into their cars and heading for the freeway.

Chinaman, Chinaman
Drives a car as fast as he can
Nails a car, wings a tree
OMG he's spotted me
Hey there, here comes the Chinaman

 

[Dr Dave]

None of them can drive very well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because of their slanty eyes lol.

 

[Dr Dave]

Chinese waiters never are rude