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Do the Sith masturbate?
- Thread starter Gagh
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
A Force Wank would feel so fucking good.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Good, I can feel your wanger. I am defenseless. Take your cock. Hose me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete! PENIS!
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
The Jerk-Circle is now complete!
Donovan
beer, I want beer
What, "Lord Vader...RIIIISE." didn't want any of that?
I figure he's tried auto-erotic force asphyxiation at least once. Why do you think he got so pissed when they interrupted him in his little cubicle? They're all like, "Lord Vader, please come out. Timmy really needs to go." and Vader's all like "Geeez, can't a guy get a little privacy around here? I'll be done in a minute fer cryin out loud! GOD!"
I figure he's tried auto-erotic force asphyxiation at least once. Why do you think he got so pissed when they interrupted him in his little cubicle? They're all like, "Lord Vader, please come out. Timmy really needs to go." and Vader's all like "Geeez, can't a guy get a little privacy around here? I'll be done in a minute fer cryin out loud! GOD!"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OF COURSE THEN LUCAS WOULD RETCON IT SO THAT FORCE WANKS ARE ACTUALLY PERFORMED BY TINY INVISIBLE CREATURES NAMED MASTURCHLORIANS THE BASTARD.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Now there's something I didn't expect to read today.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
STAY ON TARGET...
Tisiphone
Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Or monkeys.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LIZARD MONKEYS?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I KEEP SNEEZING
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NO, I STUCK MY NOSE IN A GIANT PEPPER STIEGER MODEL MADE FROM PEPPEr.