Do the Yahweh Dance

[CaptainWacky]

What if we all have the ability to create a new universe with our mind BUT NONE OF US HAVE EVER TRIED!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

We should've come with instructions.

 

[Donovan]

I once tried really hard to create a new universe with my mind, I strained harder than I ever had for anything before.

I pooped a little.

So I guess that's that.

 

[whisky]

Isn't that what writers do?

 

[Consumer]

I've tried it.

It works.

And I must say, you all have been a HUGE disappointment to me.

 

[Consumer]

With one or two notable exceptions.

 

[Donovan]

the poop was a little like a universe.

At least parts of California...

 

[Cassie]

Maybe we are creating new universes all the time, WITH EVERY WANKING THOUGHT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How did the universe start anyway and why? It doesn't really make sense.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It'll probably always be beyond our understanding. Even the brightest human minds will only ever be able to come up with a best guess, which fits the available evidence.

 

[Cassie]

The very thought that we are looking into the past universe when we look at stars BOGGLES MY MIND sometimes.

 

[jack]

my poop came out looking like Jesus

 

[CaptainWacky]

The very thought that we are looking into the past universe when we look at stars BOGGLES MY MIND sometimes.

Galaxies...

 

[Donovan]

How did the universe start anyway and why? It doesn't really make sense.

We used to think it was all a big mystery, then it turned out to be two brothers having a quarrel over a tunnel filled with bright light, and an airplane crash, and time travel and all kinds of stupid shit. So instead of pondering the origins of the universe we all flipped over to watch Doctor Who instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think that's what it was.[/dr dave]