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Do we need a "Charas prayer meeting"?

So do you guys do this shit on your knees, hucking up lungers? Is that the trick to your board?
 
jack said:
So do you guys do this shit on your knees, hucking up lungers? Is that the trick to your board?
Hey now, that is physically impossible. The arsehole faces away from the knees, rendering said task undoable, excluding the possibilities that your legs are broken; your colon is connected to your umbilicus; perhaps you are on a low gravity planet or satellite where you are able to excrete forcefully enough to keep said excrement in air, while you run over in time for it to make contact with your legs; maybe you are some strange animal whose arsehole and knees are aligned in some way where gravity does the work for you. But for you to be able to shit on your knees without any interference, well I don't see how that would work.
 
Lol internet said:
Hey now, that is physically impossible. The arsehole faces away from the knees, rendering said task undoable, excluding the possibilities that your legs are broken; your colon is connected to your umbilicus; perhaps you are on a low gravity planet or satellite where you are able to excrete forcefully enough to keep said excrement in air, while you run over in time for it to make contact with your legs; maybe you are some strange animal whose arsehole and knees are aligned in some way where gravity does the work for you. But for you to be able to shit on your knees without any interference, well I don't see how that would work.

I DARE YOU TO POST THAT ON CHARAS, YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

AND KEEP IN THE WORD ARSEHOLE, WE KNOW YOU WANT TO FAG.
 
Lord Raffles said:
I DARE YOU TO POST THAT ON CHARAS, YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

AND KEEP IN THE WORD ARSEHOLE, WE KNOW YOU WANT TO FAG.
Now now, Raffles, I'm not the one making accusations of homosexuality. If you honestly feel this riled up when someone points out the gap in logic regarding an impossible physical activity, then perhaps you should take a break from forums.
 
Lol internet said:
Now now, Raffles, I'm not the one making accusations of homosexuality. If you honestly feel this riled up when someone points out the gap in logic regarding an impossible physical activity, then perhaps you should take a break from forums.

Being an inactive homosexual who loves Charas, you are in no position whatsoever to lecture me on anything regarding physical activity.
 
I would like a detailed report on what makes you think I have homosexual tendencies. Please include your sources in your bibliography.
 
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