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Do you call them "panda bears" or just "pandas"?

CaptainWacky

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I have a theory.
 
Pandas.
 
Pandas. Panda bear seems redundant.
 
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Pandas for the same reason Cassie listed.
 
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Pandas, but not because it's redundant, but because nothing else is named Panda. We don't called Polar Bears just Polar, cause people would be like all "Polar what?"
 
Panda Bears. Would you like it if someone just called you "Stuart" instead of "Stuart Kiltcladdinlairsire"?
 
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I say Panda Bears when I want to come dangerously close to saying Pedo Bears.

I say Pandas in the context of claiming to be a Sad Panda, or alluding to someone else in that state of being.
 
Panda Bears have tiny penises.

Do you say "penises" or "peni"?
 
Everyone should say Panda Bears. Do you know how many fucking people get mauled every year, trying to pet a panda, 'cause they're cute? Two or three. EVERY YEAR! They're Panda Bears. Would you fucking pet them if they were Panda Sharks??
 
I pet other kinds of Bears once in a while. Their skin is leathery.
 
Pandas.
 
I'm curious what this theory is...
 
they're panda bears for the same reason there are polar bears. 'cause they are fukin' bears.

now some people have gotten cute and have given the panda bear the nickname of panda, and that works 'cause there isn't anything else named panda (unlike polar) but the proper name for the beast is panda bear and that's fucking final. this poll is invalidated.
 
My theory was that americans say "panda bears" and everyone else says "pandas". Just like americans say "tuna fish" and everyone else just says "tuna".
 
We also just say tuna.
 
If it's in the ocean, it's tuna. If it's in a salad, it's tuna fish.
 
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