do you check your faeces before flushing?

[Macsen Wledig]

Well do you?
come on you know you have a good peep before flushing!

I dont like it when they change colour :vert: it worries me

 

[jack]

I hate it when you pinch a two foot long loaf and then there's nothing there when you look down.

 

[Macsen Wledig]

There is something deeply satisfying about a MAJOR shit the sort where the toilet rattles your eyes attempt to achieve orbit and neighbours panic that the end times are here, painful? sometimes, but oooh that feeling of satisfaction after...

 

[jack]

I just really enjoy peristalsis sometimes.

 

[Lord Raffles]

I'm occasionally partial to taking a good deep whiff of my faeces; head halfway in the bowl of the toilet, as I smile upon my child.

Going for a shit is the closest a man will ever get to giving birth, and I believe should be embraced on an almost spiritual level.

 

[Macsen Wledig]

there are two human activities which bring you close to your personal gods. Sexual Procreation and a damned good Shit.

 

[Lord Raffles]

I hate it when you pinch a two foot long loaf and then there's nothing there when you look down.

I believe the term you were looking for is Phantom Shit :day:

 

[Mentalist]

People who find it necessary to discuss shit are idiots.

 

[jack]

And those who don't find it necessary?

 

[Mentalist]

Can be idiots but are much fairer in conversation.

 

[jack]

I wonder where all the little poops go?

 

[Bowel Movement]

Well do you?
come on you know you have a good peep before flushing!

I dont like it when they change colour :vert: it worries me

I SHIT IN MY PANTS, SO YEAH, I SEE IT.