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Do you ever get bruises

The bruise on my arm is darker today, I have also noticed that if I hold my arm by my side, the bruise matches the height of a door handle perfectly.

I think I may have solved how I got this one.
 
whisky said:
The bruise on my arm is darker today, I have also noticed that if I hold my arm by my side, the bruise matches the height of a door handle perfectly.

I think I may have solved how I got this one.
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VAMPIRE BITE!?
 
Mirah said:
I have a bruise on my left tit, any suggestions on how I can explain that one?
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THE PHANTOM TIT-BRUISER OF OLD LONDON TOWN GOT SMACKED UP ON CHEAP CIDER, AND PINCHED YOUR FUNBAG JUST A BIT TOO TIGHT, WHILST YOU WERE DOWNING A TEQUILA UNDER A SHOWER.
 
YES, AND WHEN COUNT DOOKU SAID "HAND OVER YOUR SWORDS, WE WOULDN'T WANT THINGS TO GET MESSY" HE WAS REALLY IMPLYING "MIRAH, SQUIRT YOUR BREAST MILK INTO MY ANCIENT, WRINKLED BEARDED FIZZOG SO THAT I MAY STROKE MY LIGHTSABER SHAFT AND GET AN ENORMOUS ERECTION TO IMPRESS THE DARK LORD OF THE SITH"
 
Where has this thread gone? I have a bruise on my inner left thigh...it's starting to look like a bite mark, actually.
 
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