Do you ever say "I'm giving very serious thought...to eating your wife?" in real life

[Conchaga]

I got my philly library card two weeks ago.

 

[Malarky]

I lost my card years ago.
But I've the number memorized, so it's all good.

 

[Cock Gobbler]

I've never said that to anyone.

But I have eaten a few guys "wives".

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do you ever say "I'm giving very serious thought...to eating your wife?" in real life

Now that there's a thread about it, I have an urge to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anthony Hopkins will sue for damages IN WELSH.

 

[Dr Dave]

I lost my card years ago.
But I've the number memorized, so it's all good.

By lost do you mean ate?

 

[Cassie]

You know he does, he's a notorious card eater.