Do you get square sausages in England?

[CaptainWacky]

PROBABLY NOT.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've never even HEARD of such things.

(Also, I just read a bunch of comments on an independence article where people thought Scotland was in England, but still had very firm beliefs on the issue. My brain hurts)

 

[whisky]

Arent they just regular sausages that get squashed together in the packet?

 

[The Question]

They're sausages that work a nine-to-fiver, go to church on Sunday, get plenty of rest and exercise, and watch their little sausage calories.

BECAUSE IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE (sausages)

 

[FBI parte due]

Do sausage patties count as sausage?

 

[eloisel]

Square sausages are for anarchists.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[eloisel]

That looks very much like Spam.

However, I am vegetarian so I could be mistaken.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jimmy Dean must be into those.

 

[eloisel]

I was thinking more like Monty Python.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'D NEVER EAT SPAM.

 

[Cassie]

I need some square sausage.

 

[jack]

Isnt that spam?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It looks like it's about 80% fat. But delicious nonetheless.

 

[headvoid]

I went to a Greek restaurant about a week ago and they gave me 7 different types of fish deep fried in batter. It was fuckin awful.

I said to them. "How did you know I was from Glasgow?"

They laughed nervously as waiters do before skulking away. I actually think I am a very funny man.

EDIT - BTW, do you see the pestle and mortar in the background with some lovely herbs in there? I bet you they have teams of people bashing away at their pestle and mortars to make these sausages!)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[Dr Dave]

More testicles?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You can never have enough testicles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

More testicles mean more iron.

 

[Cassie]

Testicle sausages, HOW GAMEY.