Do you get square sausages in England?

[Dr Dave]

You can never have enough testicles.

I'm fairly certain that is not true...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had one today, it looked a lot better than the image I posted.

 

[eloisel]

One of the many reasons I'm vegetarian. Never know what the square sausage hiding in the gravy really is.

 

[The Question]

That looks very much like Spam.

However, I am vegetarian so I could be mistaken.

Shit Presented As Meat hasn't got quite that much texture to it. But from a distance, you could easily be forgiven for mistaking that stuff for THE EVIL UNMEAT.

 

[eloisel]

The Evil Unmeat is a slab of tofu grilled and presented as food.

If Spam isn't meat, what is it? Or, do we really want to know?

 

[headvoid]

tits, lips and arseholes.

Dependent on the size of the mesh, sometimes eyelashes.

 

[jack]

They call that orchic in the states

 

[Loktar]

tits, lips and arseholes.

Dependent on the size of the mesh, sometimes eyelashes.

That's hotdogs. Spam is delicious and tastes like ham or pork.

 

[jack]

Especially with Velveeta melted on it

 

[headvoid]

That's hotdogs. Spam is delicious and tastes like ham or pork.

My name is Prince Ombumga and I have to get $73million out of my country in the next four weeks or it will be handed over to the UN. Can you help?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you based in the Congo?