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Do you get square sausages in England?

I had one today, it looked a lot better than the image I posted.
 
One of the many reasons I'm vegetarian. Never know what the square sausage hiding in the gravy really is.
 
That looks very much like Spam.

However, I am vegetarian so I could be mistaken.

Shit Presented As Meat hasn't got quite that much texture to it. But from a distance, you could easily be forgiven for mistaking that stuff for THE EVIL UNMEAT.
 
The Evil Unmeat is a slab of tofu grilled and presented as food.

If Spam isn't meat, what is it? Or, do we really want to know?
 
tits, lips and arseholes.

Dependent on the size of the mesh, sometimes eyelashes.
 
They call that orchic in the states
 
tits, lips and arseholes.

Dependent on the size of the mesh, sometimes eyelashes.
That's hotdogs. Spam is delicious and tastes like ham or pork.
 
Especially with Velveeta melted on it :D
 
That's hotdogs. Spam is delicious and tastes like ham or pork.

My name is Prince Ombumga and I have to get $73million out of my country in the next four weeks or it will be handed over to the UN. Can you help?
 
Are you based in the Congo?
 
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