Do you know what there isn't enough of?

[Gagh]

Hollywood actors having romantic liaisons with the non-actor islander girl who has just been cast in the same movie as them, impregnating them, marrying them, divorcing them, letting them live on a huge chunk of the island you've purchased thereafter, getting really fat, moody, reclusive, unpredictable, then demanding huge fees for cameo appearances for which you can't even remember your lines and then dying.

Also, full stops and paragraphs.





Brando rocked, but don't tell Michael Winner.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JUDE LAW IS DOING HIS BEST BUT HE'S ON BROADWAY NOW SO HE CAN'T MEET MANY ISLAND GIRLS EXCEPT MAYBE A FEW OF THE EXTRAS IN SOUTH PACIFIC SO DON'T SNEEZE AT HIM LADDIE AYE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's also not enough former Smallville actor dealing drugs for my liking.