Do you think cats ever become frusrated by their small brains?

[CaptainWacky]

Like they really want to be more than they are, but can't be because of the limitations of their tiny kitty brains? I'm sure they do.

 

[Cassie]

YES

 

[CaptainWacky]

It must be confusing for them.

 

[Dr Dave]

It would explain why they are angry a lot.

 

[Cassie]

If you feed your cat a lot it will get smarter, YEAH THAT'S WHAT I SAID BLOW THAT KITTY UP WITH KIBBLES AND BITS!

 

[Dr Dave]

I hear if you talk to them like a real person not in that stupid baby talk voice people often use for cats they get smarter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I become frustrated by my inability to type "frustrated" correctly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Kitties register their frustration at key moments, like right after they run full-speed into a glass door and bounce back about 5 feet.

 

[Dr Dave]

Or try and kill you.

 

[Yub]

cats eat, sleep and commit to giving affection when it suits them. They do what they want when it pleases them. They get us to feed them. I'd say they are smarter.



I hate them, the lazy bastards. Dogs at least pretend to guard our houses and offer us loyalty. CATS DO NOTHING AND PEOPLE LOVE THEM THEY ARE THE PARIS HILTON OF THE PET WORLD!

 

[curiousa2z]

... just found this message from my cat:



"FOOLS! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

should I be worried?

 

[starbys]

I used to swear my late great cat, Cathy, could speak Russian. She could order pizza and open doors too.

One of those facts is absolutely true.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm guessing it's the ordering pizza one!

 

[Dr Dave]

What kind of pizza did it order?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BABY PIZZA.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

wiTH MEAD STICKS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND TEN PEPSIS