Do you think Jack O'Niell got them to fit an iris in his ass?

[whisky]

So if he was captured and about to be raped, he could close the iris, or wait until they started and then close the iris?

Would be handy if he ever got diarrhoea too from eating spicy alien food.

All those worlds, and never once do you see anyone getting the shits from the food.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And make jokes about his "Jack's eye".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Unscheduled activation!"

*faaaaaaaarrrttt*

 

[Cassie]

Only his best friends are allowed to dial in.

 

[Loktar]

gate to Uranus

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would he let Teal'C "dial in"?

 

[Loktar]

Would he let Teal'C "dial in"?

Teal'c would sholva his way in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that Stargate word?

 

[Loktar]

Is that Stargate word?

Yes. Its the Jaffa word for traitor.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Don't turn your back on Teal'c the sholva, he'll deactivate your iris and come right through.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never watched Stargate but I know Teal'C is a rip-off of a Vulcan, Klingon AND Trill.

 

[Tisiphone]

He could make his own dutch oven.