Do you think Obi-Wan ever started a war between the Jawas and Sand People?

[CaptainWacky]

During his 20 years in exile on Tatooine, just to amuse himself? I mean, he must have been really bored, and they're both sub-human anyway. He could even things up by taking away all the Sand People's gaffi stick and poisoning their Banthas and giving the Jawas cute little mini light sabres or something.

Or maybe he hid outside Watto's shop and threw things at him with the Force to scare him.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Wanking.

A lot of wanking.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think he did.

I bet he watched a lot of cable tv and porn though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he made a sand sculpture of Padme, in memory of her beauty (but hid it when Luke came round because he couldn't be bothered explaining that he'd been wanking over his mum for the last 20 years.)

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet he sat on it a lot.

 

[Gagh]

I misread 'Jawas' as 'Jews'. It brought a much funnier slant on the thread. Of course the Jews planted the Krayt Dragon on Tatooine to victimise Sand People & Moisture Farmers.

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn right they did.

Assholes!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I don't think he did.

I bet he watched a lot of cable tv and porn though.

They don't call him Obi-wanker-nobie for nothing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jawas are better than Jews in every way.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hot Jewish Girls and better than Hot Jawa Girls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't know what they're like under those cloaks.

 

[Yub]

Wasn't he "communing" with Qui-Gon and peeking in Luke's bedroom window every so often?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still, 20 years is a long time.