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Do you think teenage Ferengi boys would just sit in their rooms all day...

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
...rubbing thier lobes?
 
AUTO-OOMOX WILL MAKE YOU DEAF AND MAKE YOU LOSE A LEG IN WARTIME!
 
I hope everyone reading this thread is now picturing Nog, naked on his bed, rubbing his ears furiously. While Rom shouts at him from outside his room.
 
While checking their stocks online, yes.
 
Wasn't Nog too busy playing "stash the latinum" with Jake?
 
That would only work with a stepladder, I'd think.
 
...eww.
 
Being able to wank with your ears would certainly be easier.
 
I think it would be messier than our way, if any kind of ejaculate is involved.
 
BTW, it appears that "oomox.com" is available.
 
Oomox will give you hairy ears.
 
Life does that all on its own (which I hate); at least the Ferengi way lets you feel something good in the bargain. :(
 
How come in TNG the Ferengi were flying about in big warships shooting people but in DS9 they ran bars?
 
TNG Ferengi were "miserable Jews" a la Roddenberry; DS9 Ferengi were "loveable Jews" a la Berman.
 
YANKEE TRADERS
 
I can't imagine their ear infections.
 
Cassie said:
I can't imagine their ear infections.
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Bah! I can't see the picture.
 
Is that ear wax, or love juice?
 
Cassie said:
Bah! I can't see the picture.
That's because I forgot the tags, but fixed it 5 seconds later, MISS HASTY CLICKER! ;)
 
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