Do you think teenage Ferengi boys would just sit in their rooms all day...

[Cassie]

I still can't see the picture! I swear!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh, poo. Fixed.

 

[Cassie]

OH thank you Eggs, you is the greatest.

Every time I see a picture of Ferengis I always wonder why their fashions never caught on. MAKE IT WORK!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It looks like Uli's love of wacky prints meets Austin's love of couture cut.

 

[Cassie]

I like the way the body suit thingy smooths out all indications of a penid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked it when Rom admitted to Oomaxurbating to Leeta.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, and Kira was rooting for Jadzia and Lenara to hook up again, and Quark was basically a pimp, and Julian and Miles were EXTREMELY CLOSE, and Sisko and Jake liked to kiss a lot, and Leeta and Julian went to Risa to have break-up sex and find other people...even the Pope of Bajor got it on with a commoner while renouncing her faith.

THAT WAS ONE SASSY STATION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ezri and Worf had sex UPSIDE DOWN IN A BREEN SHIP.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And Odo and Kira had MIST SEX.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eww.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not as "Eww" as when Odo and The Founder got it on, just so he could show her what SOLID SEX was like.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Especially since "she" modelled her humanoid form on "him".

(Seriously, how do chanelings have gender anyway?)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's a choice, UNLIKE HOMOSEXUALITY LOL

 

[Cassie]

I bet sex with a changeling would be AWESOME. Well if the changeling was hot, which it could be since it can change into whatever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Except Odo can't do faces right. Well, human faces, he can do animal faces no problem for some reason...

 

[jack]

I pull my earlobes whenever I'm telling a fib.

 

[jack]

I bet sex with a changeling would be AWESOME. Well if the changeling was hot, which it could be since it can change into whatever.

Imagine? It'd be like "aahhh oohh you're so soft HEY OW GET OWOWOW"

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's also the fact that Changelings hate and fear "solids".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Except Odo can't do faces right. Well, human faces, he can do animal faces no problem for some reason...

But iirc he could do Jem Hadar because they were more symmetrical, even though they have all those scales and a tube in one side of their neck.

 

[Dr Dave]

Except Odo can't do faces right. Well, human faces, he can do animal faces no problem for some reason...

He could wear a mask.