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Do you think the Borg Queen deliberately make Janeway into an ugly clone on purpose?

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Was she truly that spiteful? While we are at it, how did the Queen not sense either the original abnormality that led to the creation of Unimatrix Zero nor the nueral despressant that Tuvok, Janeway and Banana where using?

Why did she let Lore play silly buggers with a bunch of her drones?

Why didn't she sever Hugh and anyone affected by his individuality from the collective and destroy them?

Why she did sex Data? Why did Data sex her?

GAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
Banana lol
 
I'm betting she was calling that all the way through the Academy, resulting in her running away to the Marquis where they only call Cardassians names like finface. T
 
In TNG, Picard being assimilated was a horribly traumatic experience akin to being raped, but in Voyager, Janeway got over it by the end of the episode and makes some pun about "nano-probes in my panties!"
 
Crusher: "Maybe we should look at it from the point of view of the mosquito."

Janeway: "I WANNA BE A MOSQUITO LOL LET'S GET ASSIMILATED AND LEAVE A BAG OF NANOPOOP ON THEIR DOORSTEP LOL!!!11"
 
You'd think time would be kinder to Voyager. It hasn't has it?


The writing was truly pitiful at times. 13-year-old fanwank ideas were of higher quality.


TeenQ: "Hey, Itchy!"

Echeb: "Hey, Q-Ball!"




I REST MY CASE.
 
Remember the episode where The Doctor takes 3D holographic scans of every member of the Voyager crew so he has a detailed hologram of thier comple body, incldinog internal organs?

This means that he now has a 3D hologram of ever single member of the crew. Naked.


Oh the things he probably did in his spare time.
 
Latent Image.


That was a pretty good episode to be fair. Although I do like it when Picardo hams it up in the crazy department.
 
Remember that shit about old Mark 1 EMHs having to scrub rocks on Mars or something? How did that make ANY KIND OF SENSE?
 
Mentalist said:
Latent Image.


That was a pretty good episode to be fair. Although I do like it when Picardo hams it up in the crazy department.
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I remember it was on the same video as "Bride of Chaotica!", which is wierd because they werre both good episodes and you NEVER got two good episodes on the same video.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Remember that shit about old Mark 1 EMHs having to scrub rocks on Mars or something? How did that make ANY KIND OF SENSE?
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It was an attempt to recapture The Measure of a Man but for holograms.


It was shit.
 
Was Latent Image the one where the Doctor had a breakdown but was fine by the next ep? Yeah, it was good, but you know...continuity.

(Then again, O'Brien's twenty years in prison was never mentioned again, SO DS9 ISN'T PERFECT EITHER, IS IT?)
 
O'Brien's twenty year stint in Hard Time was pretty fucking stupid considering it was mentioned maybe once (my memory is fading) some years later after that ep. I do love the episode though regardless of the psychological impact it would have had that was never followed up on.
 
Living Witness was probably one of the best Voyager episodes ever now I think about it.
 
Mentalist said:
O'Brien's twenty year stint in Hard Time was pretty fucking stupid considering it was mentioned maybe once (my memory is fading) some years later after that ep. I do love the episode though regardless of the psychological impact it would have had that was never followed up on.
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Don't forget that that O'Brian isn't even the right one after Visonary, he's an O'Brian from a future that never happened or something (like how Harry Kim and Naiomi Wildman are actually doubles from that time Voyager got split in two and Harry died and stuff).

And it was never mentioned again.
 
"I hate temporal mechanics"
 
I'm probably in the monority, but I also hated Author, Author, where Janeway found herself defending the Doc's right to receive royalties or something for a book he wrote. I accepted the barnacle-scraping EMH-1s a lot easier than I did that bit of silliness.

I'm watching a lot more Voyager on Spike because it's the ONLY TNG-ERA SHOW LEFT TO WATCH. Some of it is better than I remember, but the lack of logic (or even a good BS explanation) to many of the premises/story devices is still there.

DS9 was at least better with the BS explanations when they wrote themselves into a corner. "WE DO NOT DISCUSS IT WITH OUTSIDERS!" lol
 
I didn't like Author, Author either. It was ridiculous. Once the crew was so connected to the Alpha Quadrant they were even arguing with publishers the smallest glimmer of continuing interest was ejected out the proverbial airlock.
 
They should have just repeated A Measure of a Man it would have been better.

I remember one time BBC2 (back when it showed Star Trek) showed the Voyager Episode "The Haunting of Deck Twelve" where a lifeform hides on board Voyager while they were in a nebula, causing havok on the ship. Right after it they aired the TNG episode "Lonely Among Us" where a lifeform hides on board The Enterprise while they were in a nebula, causing havok on the ship.
 
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