Do you wear an apron when you cook?

[Alyssum]

I always see men and woman wearing aprons on tv shows, and I think its funny. The only time I've worn one is when I am baking, because I tend to get flour everywhere. But do people still wear them?
Blindgropping, do you?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I wear an apron.

And nothing else.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

That's what I'm wearing now, in fact.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The neighbors love it when I'm out barbecuing, too.

 

[Blindgroping]

many a-time I wished that I'd remembered to have an apron.
Saves your clothes from accidents and stains.

 

[Love Child]

The neighbors love it when I'm out barbecuing, too.

Ooooooh I wish I was your neighbor! I think aprons are sexy for some reason, but I don't wear them either.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I wore one in the place I worked once, but never for personal reasons.

 

[jack]

I like what Lyssa wears under her apron, actually.

 

[The Dork Lord]

A valid point!

 

[Zombie Superman]

I wear an apron mainly when I'm grilling indoors and outdoors.

I have a tendency to be a clusmy fuck and end up dropping searing hot sauce or meat on myself or other people. Need some protection.

It also turns on my wife has an apron fetish.

 

[A Slut]

I wear nothing but an apron quite often.

I'm not even cooking at the time!

 

[Donovan]

I always see men and woman wearing aprons on tv shows, and I think its funny. The only time I've worn one is when I am baking, because I tend to get flour everywhere. But do people still wear them?
Blindgropping, do you?

If I have one handy and I'm cooking something messy, I wear an apron or a handtowel. Throwover from my days cooking at a restaurant, and easier than hunting for paper towels if you have to wash hands a lot.

But I only wear the macho colors like denim, because the flowered aprons would be totally gay.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Ooooooh I wish I was your neighbor!

Yeah, that'd be nice. My current neighbor is this hairy fat dude that insists on working on his home improvement projects shirtless. He weighs at least 350 pounds and bears a striking resemblance to a silverback gorilla. He also has an annoying tendency to wear shorts that are much too tight for my liking and he tries to strike up conversation too frequently. I think I'm going to start doing yard work in a dress and high heels in an attempt to make him go away.

You would no doubt be a massive improvement.