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Does anyone here have HAZEL EYES?

My eyes can be any color blue, sometimes with a golden hue to them. Also, some people have told me that my eyes are sometimes a blue-purple, but I've never seen that.
 
I can't get broadband dammit. I live in the sticks... in a few years they should have DSL in this area. UNTIL THEN I'M STUCK WITH DIAL UP UNLESS I CAN KIDNAP AND FORCE WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE OF BROADBAND TO COME HERE AND HOOK THAT SHIT UP THEN I'D HAVE TO KEEP HIM HEAR SO NO ONE WOULD KNOW THAT I'VE KIDNAPPED HIM PERHAPS I CAN DIG A HOLE IN MY BACKYARD AND MAKE HIM RUB LOTION ON HIS SKIN AND EVERY NOW AND THEN I COULD GO DOWN THE HOLE AND RUB IT ON HIM MYSELF MAYBE WE COULD HAVE SEX AND THEN HE'D LOVE ME AND NOT PRESS CHARGES CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT NOT HAVING HIGH SPEED INTERNET IS WORSE THAN DEATH AND THEY WILL ALL UNDERSTAND
 
I'm waiting for the BROADBAND installation guy to pull into his driveway right NOW!
 
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