Does anyone here have nine TESTICLES?

[whisky]

Hitler and four other nazis.

 

[Cassie]

Cobblers

 

[PoopOnAStick]

I have 38 testicles

 

[Blue Meanie]

^^^^ And we have a winner. ^^^^

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE HAVE A WALRUS

 

[Loktar]

Koo Koo Kajoob

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPE RAPE KA RAPE

 

[Ishcabittle]

DON'T RAPE ME THESE ARE NEW PANTS!

 

[FBI parte due]

THE OTHER NIGHT I WENT TO THE WANG THEATER LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

I just got a new Wang computer, it's got over sixty four bytes of RAM!

 

[FBI parte due]

You'll be able to run all the new adventures, like Pong: text edition, and GERBIL RAPE COMMAND II: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.

 

[Ishcabittle]

DON'T FORGET THAT NEW INFOCOM TEXT ADVENTURE, ZORK XII, THE ADVENTURE OF SAMMINY CLAM AGAINST THE HOARDS OF CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS FROM PENID.

 

[FBI parte due]

God, you're not still playing those?

YOU COULD GET AIDS FROM GAMES THAT OLD LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

I actually considered replaying "Leather Goddess of Phobos" a month or so ago and I got as far as not downloading.

 

[FBI parte due]

That sounds sexy and terrifying at the same time.

 

[Ishcabittle]

It's hard to make a good erotic adventure game without graphics.

 

[|\/۞\/|]

It resides within the eye of the beholder.
What of the eye of absolute truth?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hmm... you aren't picking up the vibe down here, so maybe you should lurk for a while.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKE THAT GUY HE'S GOT SPUNK

 

[Grammour Boy]

Balls.