The god troll has seriously been going on for over 2000 years. Don't you think you could come up with something a little bit more original?
This is absolutely true. One of the final, lesser known, letters between Peter and Paul went like this
Paul: LOL Jesus is the S O G. They totally fell for it.
Peter: LMAO pwned! Bitches!
Paul: OMG WTF These Nazarenes are the dumbest tards ever. Those two Mary broads were all over me last week when I told them they were cleansed. All it took was a lot of wine lmao.
Peter: We should get that one guy and dress him in white then pretend Jay-dawg is back alive again. LOLOLOL
Paul: Dude you roxxor. You are totally warped!
Peter: I know, right?
Note: This is a loose translation from the original Hebrew scrolls found in the Nag Hammanintendo caves...