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Does anyone pay for porn?

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Jesus women are demanding. If I want to sit in bed and chain smoke while thinking about hotter porn, that's what I'm gonna do and you're gonna make me a sammich.
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how about you put the cigarette down, have hot sex with the woman and later you have sandwiches together?

shit! accidentially positive-reped an idiot. Not my day today...
 
in that case I'd recommend to switch the computer off, have a shower, put on something nice and go to the beach or to a park. There'll be plenty of women to chose from. Just sit there, smile at them, make eye contact.
It may be a good idea to bring some cookies. You can offer the woman some, this way you'll get to talk, she'll sit down next to you and you are almost there :)

Another good trick is to borrow a neighbour's dog or cat and take it for a walk. Only few women can resist a small fluffy animal. And if it happens to be a big dog, you will get into contact with other dog owners (including female ones).

In your case, Day, it should be really easy as you're so handsome. Especially with the glasses - they make you look so trustworthy and reliable. Plus you have this silky voice - terribly seductive. Your only prob is that you're constantly blocking yourself. If you were more self-confident, you could have a harem.
 
'Gear said:
Anyone remember easynews? I used to pay for a subscription. Now I'm old and have seen or done pretty much all of it.

Hey can someone please make a new kind of porn? This shit is boring.

Whoops. I think I just found my calling.
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Rule 34.
 
All I can say is "Thank God for Digital Photography".

Polaroids were expensive and always looked terrible.
 
Yeah, not really a big fan of rule 34. There are entire websites dedicated to collecting all the strange porn out there. I will say this of rule 34, it's frighteningly true.
 
On a slightly un-related subject:

If you have a 'Polaroid" or digital photo collection of the "ex", what is the ethical course?

Personally, I plan on locking the collection away for a few years (too painful to view for now), but maybe enjoying it in a decade or so. It's probably not a good thing for either party to drag it out during custody or other court fights.
Even now I don't necessarily want to share 'where I have been' with the world (it was MINE dammit, and you all don't need to see it!), even if those "My ex Girlfriend/wife/chick I banged and was stupid enough to let me photograph her" sites pay well (do they?).

-SB
 
Consumer said:
On a slightly un-related subject:

If you have a 'Polaroid" or digital photo collection of the "ex", what is the ethical course?

Personally, I plan on locking the collection away for a few years (too painful to view for now), but maybe enjoying it in a decade or so. It's probably not a good thing for either party to drag it out during custody or other court fights.
Even now I don't necessarily want to share 'where I have been' with the world (it was MINE dammit, and you all don't need to see it!), even if those "My ex Girlfriend/wife/chick I banged and was stupid enough to let me photograph her" sites pay well (do they?).

-SB
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Well, you know how it goes - Whether people like it or not, ethical is situational. I guess it all depends on how you feel about your ex. I have an ex who I'd wait until the most damaging moment in her life to reveal anything I had that might do her damage and I have an ex that is super sweet who I'd never do anything to hurt. My wife even likes her.

I'm glad I don't have any pictures of the nice one because I wouldn't want her to worry. On the upside, I was able to talk the one I don't like into doing some downright degenerate shit back in the day. And those are memories I charish :)
 
You guys need to work on conditioning your women to vile porn. Convince them that porn is the way sex really is, and make them feel inadequet for not acting more like worthless porn sluts in bed.

How can men just sit down and let women take porn away from them??? The very idea is outrageous.
 
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