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Does Messenger have multiple personalities?

I am Messenger.

I am Dor_Jan

I am Cuthulu

I am also Miss Manners, Eggs, Hambil AND Morhigan (self love is so much fun), All of the Strippers, and Jethro Elvis, Shatna, Sadistic Bastard (see, I use parenthieies....and elipses....far too much for me to be sane), Cait, Sardy and I may even be you.

I am Every Poster.

I am the man at the supermarket trying to sell stolen IP addresses.

I am the crack-whore trying to fence a bag of cell phones.

I am the starbucks Barriesta sneaking internet bandwidth away from my customers as I watch porn while foaming milk.

I am the menace of TK.

I am a Dual. Hear me Roar!
 
I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the scourge which will be IP checked and not permitted to post outside of special usergroup.

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You are the crap that can't come up with an original idea. And then can't even execute a good copy.
 
I was talking to Smegma up there a few posts.

Dor, you are so sensitive. We need sensitive souls here on TK.

Who else will cry when we fuck with 'em?
 
I was checking to see if the admins approved it. After all, the automated system which manages the whole anti-Skan/Ranter measure is supposed to send an automatic PM to the admins, to approve of it posting outside.

Unfortunately, it belongs to me, so the approvals will no longer be coming through.
 
Ironclad said:
I am Messenger.

I am Dor_Jan

I am Cuthulu

I am also Miss Manners, Eggs, Hambil AND Morhigan (self love is so much fun), All of the Strippers, and Jethro Elvis, Shatna, Sadistic Bastard (see, I use parenthieies....and elipses....far too much for me to be sane), Cait, Sardy and I may even be you.

I am Every Poster.

I am the man at the supermarket trying to sell stolen IP addresses.

I am the crack-whore trying to fence a bag of cell phones.

I am the starbucks Barriesta sneaking internet bandwidth away from my customers as I watch porn while foaming milk.

I am the menace of TK.

I am a Dual. Hear me Roar!
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People would steal IP addresses? To what end? TAMAR illegally posted mine all over TROLL KINGDOM after she got it from WORDFORGE where she worked as an Admin. I trolled her with her own lack of knowledge. No one would 'steal' an IP address. Wait. Perhaps the crippled fuck TAMAR would yes? Wait. No. That is not possible since she said they are openly available *ROTFLMAO* to anyone who wants them. Ah well. So much for her as a suspect. Surely not ELWOOD at WORDFORGE because he was shitting his pants so badly via e-mail I had to calm him down after I had a little 'chat' with him about TAMAR. Fuck but TAMAR and ELWOOD were so severely trolled over a simple IP address it even stunned myself. I had not expected it to be so effective. Oh wait. RWC fell for the same troll. *ROTFLMAO*

PALADIN EST DIEU!!!!
 
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