Does The Tomtrek watch every TV Show?

[Gagh]

I think he does. I think he squirrels all that information in his vast, planet-sized brain, waiting eagerly for threads to be opened, in order to spill that knowledge onto the screen, in the hope we all marvel in surprise FOR ALL ETERNITY.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't watch Smallville.

 

[Gagh]

This is of course, a lie, as by watching every show, The Tomtrek has also learned of the art & mastery of LIES.

 

[Yub]

If he has a planet sized brain, does he also have a terrible pain in the diodes on his left side?

 

[Gagh]

The Tomtrek has no need for diodes, as his name is not Marvin. It is in fact, GOD.

 

[The Tomtrek]

This is me IRL:

 

[Gagh]

Yes, die non-TV educated Starfleet scum!

 

[whisky]

Excuse me, but what does god need with a starship?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I watch more shows than him, because sometimes I say I'm going to watch a tv show and he's like "OKAY, WACKY" but I'VE GOT THE REMOTE, BITCH.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Wacky's right.


About everything.