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Does The Tomtrek watch every TV Show?

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I think he does. I think he squirrels all that information in his vast, planet-sized brain, waiting eagerly for threads to be opened, in order to spill that knowledge onto the screen, in the hope we all marvel in surprise FOR ALL ETERNITY.
 
I don't watch Smallville.
 
This is of course, a lie, as by watching every show, The Tomtrek has also learned of the art & mastery of LIES.
 
If he has a planet sized brain, does he also have a terrible pain in the diodes on his left side?
 
The Tomtrek has no need for diodes, as his name is not Marvin. It is in fact, GOD.
 
This is me IRL:

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Yes, die non-TV educated Starfleet scum!
 
Excuse me, but what does god need with a starship?
 
I think I watch more shows than him, because sometimes I say I'm going to watch a tv show and he's like "OKAY, WACKY" but I'VE GOT THE REMOTE, BITCH.
 
Wacky's right.


About everything.
 
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