Does your FILTHYRECWHORE hang low? (and predictably, does it wobble to and fro)

[Gagh]

What is more, can you throw the FILTHYRECWHORE over your shoulder like a GOVERNMENT MULE WOLVERINE'S GONNA FLY COLE LOL LOW LEVEL BRAIN DAMAGE STRANGLE A CHILD BONC

 

[jack]

Can you tie it in a knot?

Can you tie it in a bow?

 

[Cassie]

BIGTIME

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

My parents had a book of rugby songs, neither of them were sports fans.

This just raised even more questions.

 

[Loktar]

My parents had a book of rugby songs, neither of them were sports fans.

This just raised even more questions.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JEDWARD FILTHYRECWHORE VAJAZZLING IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE CAUSED COVID LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH I LOVE STAR TREK NEXT GEN, I WANK TO CRUSHER IN SEASON THREE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

 

[Gagh]

OH I LOVE STAR TREK NEXT GEN, I WANK TO CRUSHER IN SEASON THREE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I DID TOO BUT ONLY THAT EPISODE WITH THE COALESCENT ORGANISM WHERE A COPY OF HER HAND GREW OUT OF THE AGAR PLATE GOT THAT WAS SO HOT YOU COULD WANK YOURSELF OFF WITH.....

Shit. It's like I never left here...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't say WHICH Crusher!

(No for some reason I really fancied The Dancing Doctor around season 3 and I was a teenager with Star Trek Fact Files in my bedroom, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, WANK TO KNIGHTMARE?)

 

[Cassie]

REEMBER WHEN WESLEY AND NOT TOM PARIS DID THE ILLEGAL MANEUVER AND KILLED THEIR FRIEND? AND NOT TOM PARIS WAS EXPELLED BUT NOT WESELY? THAT WAS PEAK HOTNESS FOR WESLEY BUT I DID NOT WANK.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Of course, silly! Hew-mon females don’t wank, they flick their bean! /Nog giving more dating advice to Jake

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER WHEN WESLEY BECAME A TRAVELLER AND APPARENTLY NEVER VISITED BEV IN LIKE TWENTY YEARS EVEN THOUGH HE EASILY COULD HAVE LOL?

 

[Dr Dave]

He probably heard about the ghost sex…

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE PROBABLY WAS THE GHOST.