Dolly Parton will beat the Iranian President to death with a 4-LOM action figure.

[Gagh]

I swear this will happen. I saw Willie Nelson take out a Yemenese ambassador with a Masters of the Universe Stinkorr action figure, so anything is possible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you still have that catsuit from The Avengers?

 

[Gagh]

No. I sold it to Tony Blair.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why did you do that?

 

[Gagh]

I needed the money to fund a vast drug habit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dolly ends up marrying him and wearing a burka in a HUGE TWIST but then the burka is removed and STEVIE RICHARDS is underneath!

 

[Dr Dave]

I needed the money to fund a vast drug habit.

Good enough reason for me.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

you couldn't say this in iran they'd take your hands!

 

[Dr Dave]

and feet!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do they do with all the hands they take?

 

[Ishcabittle]

You know about sock puppets, right?

 

[Dr Dave]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

No I don't know.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

SOCK PUPPETS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah.