Donkey Kong announces plans to transcend time

[CaptainWacky]

"UGH UGH UGH...WAHAHAHAH, WAH!" he said, beating his chest.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HERE WE GOOO-OOOO...OOF!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER WHEN HE POWERBOMBED DIDDY KONG RIGHT OUT HIS STUIPD BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DAMN BUZZARD IN TEH SHIFTING SANDS! I HATE LOSING MY CAP GODDAMMIT LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was a bug that could give Mario two caps, or something.

 

[Mentalist]

Will there be bongos?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES bongos that hurt your hands if you play too long and they have a clap sensor in them too so you have to clap as welll by the way

 

[Mentalist]

They can tell you if you have the clap?


Nintendo really do think of everything.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Well the chlamydia game really wasn't too exciting.

You couldn't even tell if you were winning without a test, and even then it was no big deal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT MAKES YOU STERILE LIKE AN ELEPHANT WITH NO TRUNK.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

elephant with no trunk = big grey cow?

 

[Harkley]

POO. PIOOO I SAY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well the chlamydia game really wasn't too exciting.

Yes. I believe that was Larry Clark's Snowboard Kids.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SNowboard Kids was for the N64 but I don't remember LArry Calrk.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209077/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0242193/

Fine family fare.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's that got to do with SNOBARD?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU WANT SENSE? YOU CAN'T HANDLE SENSE lol I got nuthin

 

[CaptainWacky]

An amoral, HIV-positive skateboarder sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible while a local girl who contracted his disease tries to save his next target from her same fate

Okay, that is pretty awesome!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WOULDN'T STEER YA WRONG!!! I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!!!!

 

[Gagh]

THE DONKEY KONG OF WACKY'S MIND IS CAPABLE OF MANY ACTS!