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Donkey Kong is afraid of ice cubes

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
SO MUCH FOR YOUR SO CALLED MESSIAH.
 
prove this
 
It's well known knowledge - he was even scared of Mr Freeze.
 
It's true, he doesn't do as well on the ice course in Mario Kart.
 
I'll never be able to look him in the face again
 
Diddy Kong ws getting diddled by Grandpa Kong
 
THOSE BARRELS HE THROWS AT MARIO ARE FULL OF ICE CUBES THAT HE'S TRYING TO BE RID OF
 
so, you're telling us he's afraid of barrels of ice?
 
yes
 
He hates to chill out
 
Your not sending me to the the coolahh
 
YOURE AS COLD AS ICE YOURE WELLING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIPS
 
What's cooler than bein' cool?

ICE COLD.
 
HITLER's BALLS BAG
 
LONG DEAD HITLER OR ARGENTINIAN HITLER?
 
TAKE YER PICK
 
I PICK IRON CURTAIN NUMBER 3
 
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LOL MON MOTHMA ATE THEM
 
So this is how it started.
 
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