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Donovan thinks my baby is going to need therapy by age 10...

lol
 
And he's only half-mexican.
 
not that there's anything wrong with that...which half?
 
His chorizo half.
 
As you sure it's not his alvarasado half?
 
SHAZAM
 
FUCK I typoed I meant are*. :(
 
See what good all that preschool learning did???????????
 
This thread is going in all the right directions.
 
If it's the upper half, discount oranges. S'all I'm sayin'.
 
Why do so many Americans need therapists? You should learn to be cynical, bitter & resentful. We British can teach you many things about living with, and embracing all your numerous shortcomings in life, learning how to point and laugh at those less fortunate than you, etc.
 
Why do so many Americans need therapists? You should learn to be cynical, bitter & resentful. We British can teach you many things about living with, and embracing all your numerous shortcomings in life, learning how to point and laugh at those less fortunate than you, etc.

I'm going to use this somewhere. Thanks.
 
Why do so many Americans need therapists? You should learn to be cynical, bitter & resentful. We British can teach you many things about living with, and embracing all your numerous shortcomings in life, learning how to point and laugh at those less fortunate than you, etc.

And instead of popping all those pills they ought to learn how to make a proper cup of tea. When you're hot it'll cool you down, when you're cold it'll warm you up, when you're sad it'll chear you up and when you're sad it'll calm you down. It's the solution to all of life's problems. Just remember to add your mad cow juice.

:bill:
 
Anyone who has a parent or TWO whom has also had a long term posting habit on Trollkingdom.net is obviously a candidate for therapy.
 
Why do so many Americans need therapists? You should learn to be cynical, bitter & resentful. We British can teach you many things about living with, and embracing all your numerous shortcomings in life, learning how to point and laugh at those less fortunate than you, etc.

The problem is that, as a country, USA is only reaching that "Young Adult" stage where we're still full of piss and vinegar but we're just starting to realize we're not nearly as cool as we thought we were in high school. It makes us angry and irritable and we lash out at everything while spending most of our days getting blind stinking drunk...
 
The problem is that, as a country, USA is only reaching that "Young Adult" stage where we're still full of piss and vinegar but we're just starting to realize we're not nearly as cool as we thought we were in high school. It makes us angry and irritable and we lash out at everything while spending most of our days getting blind stinking drunk...

Yes, and then overpaying somebody to ask you "and how do you feel about that?" whilst on a comfy couch.
 
This thread went horribly awry and then came back...I love that about TK.

Anyhoo, my niece and nephew whom I helped raise ARE in therapy (court ordered because judges are dipshits) and the therapist tells my mom and brother that they don't need to be in therapy ALL. THE. TIME. I think the secret is honesty and not sheltering kids from some harsh realities...Like your mom is batshit crazy and don't worry, it's not your fault.

My step son is funny and he gets me, we're peas in a pod and he didn't even get to live in my awesome body! I assume my other son will bond with my crazy ass on an even deeper level and won't ever figure out that he needs therapy.
 
This thread went horribly awry and then came back...I love that about TK.

Anyhoo, my niece and nephew whom I helped raise ARE in therapy (court ordered because judges are dipshits) and the therapist tells my mom and brother that they don't need to be in therapy ALL. THE. TIME. I think the secret is honesty and not sheltering kids from some harsh realities...Like your mom is batshit crazy and don't worry, it's not your fault.

My step son is funny and he gets me, we're peas in a pod and he didn't even get to live in my awesome body! I assume my other son will bond with my crazy ass on an even deeper level and won't ever figure out that he needs therapy.

Just wait until they hit 13.
 
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