Don't forget to put your COCKS back tonight

[CaptainWacky]

An extra hour of WANKING TIME for those who celebrate.

 

[jack]

LOL thats us next week. And for the last time too. We dont switch back next spring.

 

[Mirah]

Good thing I got my wanking in this morning!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ONE WEEK OF CHAOS followed by winter

 

[Dr Dave]

Not this cock business again!

 

[The Question]

LOL thats us next week. And for the last time too. We dont switch back next spring.

Makes me miss Arizona; they don't observe Daylight Saving Fuckery.

 

[Mirah]

ONE WEEK OF CHAOS followed by winter

No! Say it isn't so! I didn't even have fall! It was like fall for a week, and then summer and BAM it was winter weather.

Wait, I just asked Alexa what the first day of Winter is-Dec 21. So wierd, I think the seasons need re-doing also.

 

[Dr Dave]

She can't be trusted!

 

[jack]

I taught Alexa to respond to porn commands....

 

[Dr Dave]

Was it hard to do?

 

[jack]

To do this, give the command "Alexa announce" and say all the uncensored profanities you want to share. Then, Alexa will repeat it to everyone, exactly the way you said it.

 

[jack]

With the Samuel L. Jackson Alexa voice, you don't just get more than 30,000 new phrases on Amazon smart home devices. You also get five times more explicit content.

To get your favorite celebrity to shout profanities in your ear all day, say, "Alexa, introduce me to Samuel L. Jackson."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I taught Alexa to deny Christ.

 

[whisky]

With any luck Andor will drop at 7 now and I can watch it before work.

 

[jack]

we're starting that tonight. Psyched!

 

[whisky]

It starts slow but stuck with it.

 

[Dr Dave]

It starts slow but stuck with it.

It's totally worth it.

 

[whisky]

It's star wars written by people who understand basic human interactions.

 

[jack]

Watched the first two episodes last night. I'm totally in!

What fun!

 

[whisky]

Just wait until you see the next one, it really kicks it up a notch.