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Don't forget to set your COCK back tonight

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
how many times have I posted this threaD?

SEVERAL

Also: since I have an extra hour, POST HERE. NOW. MORE.
 
We still have a week until that happens THANKS A LOT CONGRESS
 
Surely they can put it forward now that Paul Newman's dead?
 
You killed him, didn't you?
 
He was the sacrifice the island demanded.
 
Does this mean it'll get dark really early? I always forget how this works.
 
It'll be dark all the time soon. WE'RE DOOMED.
 
Mmmm...Dark & Montgomery. It was never in the cards...

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I refuse to put my clock an hour back, as a protest I put all mine forward 23 hours instead.
 
I've come up with a plan - I have moved none of the clocks or watches in the house back. I plan to go to bed as normal, and get up at 5.30am as normal - which will then be 4.30am, and I'll have my extra hour dossing around the house in leisure before going to work tomorrow!
 
It's a good plan except there's no robots involved.
 
that guys thin face scares me
 
One wonders what he is looking at.
 
The ginger guy's glass eyes and dropped onto the floor.
 
Or he's turning away from the massive cock his ginger-haired friend just revealed.

Oh, the temptation.
 
He almost has a look of "hey now" on his face, like he found something cool.
 
Yeah, a HUGE GINGER COCK which can't be set back. NOT NOW ANYWAY!
 
He best send it to the shop.
 
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