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Don't forget to set your COCKS back tonight!

WE STILL USE WIND-UP COCKS HERE AND THAT'S THE WAY THE QUEEN LIKES IT.
 
She knows what she's doing.
 
Is this why the Princes and their wives are rebelling?
 
THEY WANT TO DO A WIFE SWAP THE SICK FUCKS.
 
Damn lizard people!
 
Still better than Trump.
 
We set ours back on Sunday
 
Still better than Trump.
That's not saying much.
 
It is almost 11 0 Cock
and
I don't have any cocks in my house
 
Yours are haunted!
 
Daylight savings time is such an outdated and idiotic idea.

The entire West Coast (including BC now) has voted to just stay on Daylight Savings Time, but unfortunately it requires Congressional approval and so...
 
I lived in Arizona for a couple years and they said FUCK YOU to setting their cocks back. It was glorious.
 
I like standard time. I like it dark. Remember, dark time is cock time.
 
I like standard time. I like it dark. Remember, dark time is cock time.
I like my cock time (masturbating) in the light.
 
I like standard time. I like it dark. Remember, dark time is cock time.

Cock time or not I prefer it not becoming night at 5pm. Fuck that noise.
 
Lousy farmers.
 
5.25 HOURS TILL MY COCK RESETS
 
OMG I Have 8 minutes and no non-digital wi-fi clocks close by to prove that it has indeed fallen back an hour. I must run naked to the town square to check out the big cock on the corner because they won't change it until tomorrow.
 
Good thing the city has a camera facing the cock. I can tell what time it is by looking at the update every 4 minutes.
 
Well, the cock struck 12 and nothing has happened. Does it happen when the cock strikes 1?
 
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