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Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
An hour less WANKING TIME in bed tonight.
 
Is your cock ready to be set forward?
 
I think mine is. That tent in my trousers is becoming a circus.
 
You all and your Daylight Saving Time. lulz
 
You gotta keep it in line.
 
Got to keep it at a right angle (I don't know.)
 
Mine hangs at a left angle.
 
By the way every time I type "cock" I actually mean to type "clock" it's just a frequent typo.
 
My excuse is my L key has peanut butter smeared on it.
 
I was on tv the other day giving my opinion on the people of the UK setting their cocks back, and whether it was still relevant in today’s society. I was very hungover at the time so I had a fairly negative outlook on anything that means you lose sleep.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I was on tv the other day giving my opinion on the people of the UK setting their cocks back, and whether it was still relevant in today’s society. I was very hungover at the time so I had a fairly negative outlook on anything that means you lose sleep.
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You must master the art of power napping.
 
I hardly ever can nap.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I was on tv the other day giving my opinion on the people of the UK setting their cocks back, and whether it was still relevant in today’s society. I was very hungover at the time so I had a fairly negative outlook on anything that means you lose sleep.
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That was YOU!?!
 
I have to have a wank first to be able to nap.
 
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