DON'T GET IN THE CAR SANDRA BULLOCK!!!

[CaptainWacky]

Keanu Reeves said that was a lie.

 

[Cassie]

Sandra Bullock is one of the top ten wealthy women in Hollywood. Oprah's minge is #1.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oprah's minge died in that South Park episode.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

I'll have to put that on my to rent list!!

(not really)

With that movie, if your DVD player drops below 50 revolutions per minute, it'll explode. It's on the small print on the cover.

 

[curiousa2z]

I love watching The Net now just to laugh at how primitive all the computers are.

is that the one where Mel Gibson gets paid to pretend/act like he's crazy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Braveheart.

 

[Cassie]

Oprah's minge was cryogenically frozen and brought back to life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LIKE I WILL BE

 

[Ishcabittle]

NO DOUBT, Y'ALL, NO DOUBT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GWEN STEFFANI, Y'ALL

 

[Ishcabittle]

THE BASS PLAYER'S SIDE PROJECT, Y'ALL, THE BASS PLAYER'S SIDE PROJECT.

 

[Cassie]

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES Y'ALL, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

 

[CaptainWacky]

fuck

 

[Ishcabittle]

yeah, i know the premise has been beated to the deathers.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Much like Sandra's career!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Well that one character she plays over and over has, anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Whoah.