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Don't have enough energy to move my fingers

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
lol
 
try sucking my cock!
 
oh snap!
 
Theres always energy drinks
 
Human solutions don't always work on me.
 
Try getting an alien to suck your cock then!

I'm up for it anyway
 
!
 
so whether it's an alien or Headvoid, Wacky's getting SOME FUCKING PLAY WHOOOHOOOH!!!! YEAH!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M ON ABOUT YOU SUCKERS YEAH!!!
 
He's hot because he's fly! (And also: he can't move his fingers!)
 
One of my testicles hang way lower than the other.
 
Mine too, the right.
 
Sometimes I wish I had testicles then I imagine getting them hung up on something and I change my mind.
 
yeah, you definitely don't want to hang your testicles on anything - that's for damn sure.
 
sometimes I wish I had a vaRgina but then I remember that HITLER HITLER HT
 
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