Don't you hate it

[Tisiphone]

When you're eating something normal like CHIPS and it's really good, and then you get like a ROTTEN chip and it totally ruins your enjoyment and you have to stop eating but you're still FUCKING HUNGRY but now your appetite is ruined thanks to some FUCKER who can't ferret out the bad seed?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I just shovel them all in regardless, though people always look over and remind me that "the green ones are poisonous". Really? They can't be that bad or the companies would be forced to remove them, surely?

 

[Tisiphone]

It was just nasty.

But I'm now munching on egg rolls from jack in the crack that the engineer at work went and got for us. Huzzah!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've never eaten at a Jack in the Box. (They've never had one in CT or NY that I know of)

I like the variety to the selection, even though I'm sure it's all gut-busting crap at heart.

Why can't other fast food burger joints offer egg rolls? HUH?

 

[Tisiphone]

JACK IS THE MAN.

Their two tacos for $1 are essential drunk munchie must haves.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's like the taco truck that appears on 14th St. around 3-4AM, just as all the fauxhemian bars are emptying out. AMBROSIA.

 

[Tisiphone]

I WANT TO LIVE IN NEW YORK

Well, not live, but visit and have Eggs take me to all the hot spots so I can live the club life. WOOT WOOT

 

[Dr Dave]

I want to go places.

(I don't really)

 

[Gagh]

Yes I remember when I was eating LOBSTER THERMIDORE and I was halfway through a mouthful of delicious lobster meat, when I realised it was in fact a DEAD AND ROTTING ZOMBIE.

I had it sent back to the back immediately!

 

[Tisiphone]

THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE WITH SUSHI

FUCKING ZOMBIES AND FISH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This is weird...the tuna sub I ordered last week (that is usually DELICIOUS) tasted like canned zombie. I threw it out after two bites.

ETHAN IS OUT TO GET US TO PISS OFF GILES!

 

[Tisiphone]

FISH CANDY

 

[Dr Dave]

What can be done about this zombie food?

 

[Donovan]

I would totally try canned zombie just to say I did. I've bought stranger stuff when I was high and had the munchies.

 

[Yub]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/but_does_it_taste_like_brains.php

 

[Gagh]

Zombie Fricassee? Zombie-on-a-stick?

 

[Tisiphone]

Flambe Zombie