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Dont you just hate it when you do something cool and noone sees it?

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
My wife wanted an apple cutting in half, having had a drink I didn't want to do it the boring usual way, so I got the biggest knife we had, threw the apple up in the air, and as it started to come back down, thrust the knife up at it, perfectly cleaving it in half in mid air, top to bottom, right through the pips, with no other bits coming off.

Its probably not something I would be able to do again in a million years, but damn, it was cool.
 
I saw it in my minds eye
 
And the apple landed on the filthy floor wand was therefore useless?
 
Half on the table, half on the not so filfy floor
 
It would have cooler if you caught both bits.
 
That would have involved letting go of the very sharp knife, which didnt seem a good idea.
 
If it fell and severed your toe perfectly that would've been pretty cool though.
 
^ok that I can see in my mind's eye.

anyone remember Conchaga's drunken trip to the hospital ? He took pics whilst getting stitched up for something. pretty funny.

omg. MF MADNESS.

(yes, cool trick, whisky!)
 
What the hell is Conchaga doing anyway? When he comes back for a visit he doesn't even spam!
 
I never saw that thread, what was he having stitched up?
 
Good thing you didn't have more drinks, you would have kept thrusting the knife after cleaving the apple and splitting your face in two. Accordng to Wikipedia, that would be bad.
 
Fuddlemiff, IIRC, it was conchaga's forearm....he accidently cut himself with a big knife whilst drunk, I think...I could be wrong.

WACKY WOULD KNOW BUT HE HAS ABANDONED US TO SPECULATION.
O WOE IS WE! :(
 
I never get injured while drunk, appart from the bruises I get on my body at door handle height
 
I used to party with this guy, and when we got drunk we really beat the crap out of each other. We weren't fighting though.. we laughed the whole time. Lots of bruises the next day.
 
curiousa2z said:
^ok that I can see in my mind's eye.

anyone remember Conchaga's drunken trip to the hospital ? He took pics whilst getting stitched up for something. pretty funny.

omg. MF MADNESS.

(yes, cool trick, whisky!)
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I'm pretty sure that was Paul.
 
Cassie said:
I used to party with this guy, and when we got drunk we really beat the crap out of each other. We weren't fighting though.. we laughed the whole time. Lots of bruises the next day.
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I used to do that with this girl, but we always ended up fucking like minx instead.
 
You all forgot the first rule of the Fight Club.
 
jack said:
I'm pretty sure that was Paul.
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nope, it was Greg. I remember he was with a buddy and there was a very large nurse involved....But I cant remember what the threat title was or I'd link it! bah!
 
jack said:
I used to do that with this girl, but we always ended up fucking like minx instead.
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His girlfriend was my best friend.. she was always there, lol. We probably would have if not for that.
 
omg! sexual attraction transference!

*guiltily thinks of a certain guy I always "punch" *
 
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