Doomed (PSNW Edition)!

[Dr Dave]

Oregon 'will be toast' when big earthquake hits

Uh oh!

 

[whisky]

Still, at least then people around the world will know where Oregon is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or where it was.

 

[Dr Dave]

People know where it is, trust me I see all the people moving here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're probably earthquake chasers.

 

[Cassie]

HIPPIES

 

[Dr Dave]

And Hipsters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

London Fire Brigade's 'no hipsters were injured' joke causes Twitter controversy

 

[Dr Dave]

heh

 

[Cassie]

"You can't offend hipsters. Getting offended is too mainstream."

lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do hipsters wear pants?

 

[Cassie]

Only the lumbersexuals.

 

[Dr Dave]

Some of them, but they are tight pants!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going to create "ironic" hipster pants which are just normal pants but with the word "pants" ironically printed on them. I'LL BE RICHER THAN TRUMP.