Dork Lord: Year One

[The Dork Lord]

Don't forget teh pussy troll!

 

[Falconarg]

Y34R Z3R0

 

[The Dork Lord]

34T C0CK

 

[The Dork Lord]

And now year 2 approaches...

 

[EnglishRose]

gee how time fliez

 

[Dark Pickle]

Hopefully, because we're having fun?

 

[Loktar]

Hopefully, because we're having fun?

Yes, hopefully because of that. And not because you humans are close to unraveling the secrets of time travel. I've said too much already. I'm breaking First Contact protocols.

 

[Dual]

In the end, time will speed until an instant is infinity. You mortals experience the effects already.

 

[The Dork Lord]

OK, Loktar called me human, and Dual called me mortal.

Clearly, I'm doing something wrong

 

[Loktar]

OK, Loktar called me human, and Dual called me mortal.

Clearly, I'm doing something wrong

Well I was referencing another thread where you called me an alien. I have no idea what Dual was pretending to be.

 

[The Dork Lord]

We may never know...

 

[Ilyanna]

Hey, I thought we had agreed about concealing our true nature from those nosy Earthlings??!?

 

[Loktar]

Hey, I thought we had agreed about concealing our true nature from those nosy Earthlings??!?

Well Pickkle seemed to enjoy the probings so I didn't see the harm.

 

[Dark Pickle]

^ALL ALIEN RAPISTS TELL THEMSELVES THAT!

 

[Loktar]

^ALL ALIEN RAPISTS TELL THEMSELVES THAT!

BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

 

[Dark Pickle]

GO BACK TO MARS, YA PERVO! :rwmad:

 

[Loktar]

GO BACK TO MARS, YA PERVO! :rwmad:

I'M FROM URANUS YOU RACIST HEW-MON!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Oh, you think JUST because I'm from Earth, I'm automatically a HUMAN?

NOW WHO'S THE RACIST (AND RAPIST)???

 

[Loktar]

Oh, you think JUST because I'm from Earth, I'm automatically a HUMAN?

NOW WHO'S THE RACIST (AND RAPIST)???

Whoa, easy Giant talking humanoid Pickle. You sound angry. Let me telepathasize your stress away.

 

[Dark Pickle]

No thanks; last time I ended up on weird alien porn!