Dr Dave and CaptainWacky to begin dislike most things!

[headvoid]

I was in an business online exchange with someone. We had connected through a shared article or something.

Anyway, we discussed that we had managed to connect without saying "reach out" or something equally horrible and toe curling.

He responded with a first line "Yes, people are dreadful".

I read that as ALL people are dreadful and I found myself nodding along thinking yes, finally someone agrees with my rabid misanthropy.

Unfortunately, he was only describing sales people with cheesy pick up lines specifically. Luckily I worked this out before I responded with YES ALL PEOPLE ARE AWFUL LETS KILL THEM ALL AND JUST LIVE IN REMOTE AIR FILLED BUBBLES WHERE WE ONLY TYPE THINGS TO EACH OTHER AND NEVER ACTUALLY MEET.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have assimilated into normal society well.

 

[Dr Dave]

"Oh good the weekend is here...time to be bored!" -Dr Dave

"Now my cat is cold..."-CaptainWacky

 

[Dershocka]

Replace cat with dog, and I'm right there with both of you. Bored with cold pets.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So you prefer hot dogs?

 

[Dershocka]

I prefer hot, or cold pussy.

But, most nights I just watch tv, with the dog.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Speaking of hot dogs...

Richard Trentlage, Oscar Mayer Weiner Song Writer, Dies At 87

The Strange Story Behind the ‘Oscar Mayer Wiener Song’

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

There goes another piece of my childhood.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Loktar]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to be healthier and eat tofu dogs, but I DISLIKE the taste and texture of them.

Also, eating too much soy gives you gynecomastia.

(That means permanent manboobs)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I dislike that food replicators haven't been invented yet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But they have!

Seamless delivery - Let's Eat!

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[Loktar]

I want to be healthier and eat tofu dogs, but I DISLIKE the taste and texture of them.

Also, eating too much soy gives you gynecomastia.

(That means permanent manboobs)

Really? I need to eat more soy/tofu dogs.

(I crossdress so I want bigger man boobs. Cheaper than surgery...probably.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU GO BOOBALICIOUSNESS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

But they have!

Seamless delivery - Let's Eat!

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Yeah but that's still real meat rather than replicated healthy fake meat that tastes exactly like real meat.