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Dr Dave: Dual is Morn

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
lol

Our elves are better than yours.
 
Elves... YOU HAVE NO ELVES!
 
Those are pices of wood you found in Bick's yard.
 
No, those are my enchanted staves of +4 Mormonslaying.
 
Those are clearly only +1.
 
You lie, rogue.
 
Do not lie about me lieing.
 
THERE BE D&D NERDS IN THESE WOODS.
 
I dare you to roll a d20 and say that.
 
did dr dave really say thsi
 
I did.
 
FUCKING HELL
 
Better then fucking hull.
 
The first thing Dr. Dave said to me was "I don't like you."

But my favorite quote of the evening didn't come from Dr. Dave, Bick, Dual or myself:

"Are you Chris's music camp friends?"
 
I never said that.
 
I can say it to him for you, if you want, Miller.
 
Do what you feel is right.
 
CONSIDER IT A DONE DEAL!
 
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