Dr Dave keeps bullying me.

[Gagh]

And who hasn't got a few dead hookers hidden somewhere.

 

[Dr Dave]

To be fair, I saw Dr_Dave and Dr_Dace in the same place, when they were sword-fighting on top of the Statue Of Liberty. But I was a long way away (Scotland)...

He stole my bacon, so I had to fight him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He deserved everything he got (kicked in the shins.)

 

[Dr Dave]

That he did.

 

[headvoid]

I can't believe that Yub has even mildly suggested that Dr Dace is in any way related to Dr Dave. It's like saying Dame Vera Lynn liked vigorous anal sex with John Craven.

It's just NEVER SAID.

 

[curiousa2z]

though it's secretly thought.

 

[Dr Dave]

Curling isn't a real sport.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Shilpa Fucking Poppadom in there?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT GETS BUTTER.

 

[Gagh]

Is it Utterly Butterly?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Des Lynam's Fucking Moustache in there?

 

[Yub]

I can't believe that Yub has even mildly suggested that Dr Dace is in any way related to Dr Dave. It's like saying Dame Vera Lynn liked vigorous anal sex with John Craven.

It's just NEVER SAID.

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[curiousa2z]

DR DAVE WILL TAKE YOUR DREAMS THAT MOVIES ARE REAL AND CRUSH THEM

 

[Dr Dave]

You've gone too far!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I woke up this morning to find my house had been replaced by an identical house made out of Lego. I have no evidence that Dr Dave was responsible for this.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's right, you don't!

 

[CaptainWacky]

But why do you have all those house bricks in your LEGO STORAGE AREA now...

 

[Dr Dave]

None of your bees wax Mister!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And why does it say "DR_DAVE DID THIS" in blood everytime I close my eyes?

 

[Dr Dave]

Something is afoot!