CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Hello, DOCTOR SO CALLED DAVE!" said Evil Jimmy as Dave woke up, tied to a chair.
"Where am I?" asked Dave. "You're not the slut I went to bed with."
"I KILLED HER AND ATE HER SKIN!" said Evil Jimmy.
"Really?" asked Dave.
"No," said Evil Jimmy. "She ran away when I pointed my death ray at her."
"Oh," said Dave.
"I suppose you want to know why I've kidnapped you and taken you to my underground lair?" asked Evil Jimmy.
"No," said Dave. "I just want you to die."
"Ha! You're tied to a chair! There's no possible escape!" said Evil Jimmy.
"Isn't there..." said Dave.
"Anyway, as you want to know who I am, I will tell you! I am EVIL JIMMY, the most evil man on THIS or ANY OTHER planet! I have EVIL SCHEMES to take over the world with EVIL! But I know that you, DOCTOR SO CALLED DAVE, the world's greatest detective and super hero would attempt to FOIL my plans! So I decided to KIDNAP you and TIE YOU TO A CHAIR!"
"That's what I thought," said Dave.
"But what you DIDN'T think of is that I have an EVIL ROBOT CAT that's going to kill you!" said Evil Jimmy. And suddenly an EVIL ROBOT CAT ran over and started rubbing againt Doctor Dave's legs. "HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Evil Jimmy.
"Oh no, my legs," said Dave. The cat rubbed against him until the ROPE tying him to the chair SNAPPED.
"GOOD, NOW FINISH HIM!" said Evil Jimmy. The cat jumped at Dave's face...but Dave punched it hard, sending it flying back into Evil Jimmy. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! KILL BY MY OWN CAT!" he said.
"You're not dead," said Dave.
"Yeah, but that really hurt!" said Evil Jimmy.
"You know what else hurts?" asked Dave.
"No," said Evil Jimmy.
"A flying karate kick," said Dave. And he gave Evil Jimmy a flying karate kick.
"It did!" said Evil Jimmy.
"Fuck you," said Doctor Dave.
"Where am I?" asked Dave. "You're not the slut I went to bed with."
"I KILLED HER AND ATE HER SKIN!" said Evil Jimmy.
"Really?" asked Dave.
"No," said Evil Jimmy. "She ran away when I pointed my death ray at her."
"Oh," said Dave.
"I suppose you want to know why I've kidnapped you and taken you to my underground lair?" asked Evil Jimmy.
"No," said Dave. "I just want you to die."
"Ha! You're tied to a chair! There's no possible escape!" said Evil Jimmy.
"Isn't there..." said Dave.
"Anyway, as you want to know who I am, I will tell you! I am EVIL JIMMY, the most evil man on THIS or ANY OTHER planet! I have EVIL SCHEMES to take over the world with EVIL! But I know that you, DOCTOR SO CALLED DAVE, the world's greatest detective and super hero would attempt to FOIL my plans! So I decided to KIDNAP you and TIE YOU TO A CHAIR!"
"That's what I thought," said Dave.
"But what you DIDN'T think of is that I have an EVIL ROBOT CAT that's going to kill you!" said Evil Jimmy. And suddenly an EVIL ROBOT CAT ran over and started rubbing againt Doctor Dave's legs. "HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Evil Jimmy.
"Oh no, my legs," said Dave. The cat rubbed against him until the ROPE tying him to the chair SNAPPED.
"GOOD, NOW FINISH HIM!" said Evil Jimmy. The cat jumped at Dave's face...but Dave punched it hard, sending it flying back into Evil Jimmy. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! KILL BY MY OWN CAT!" he said.
"You're not dead," said Dave.
"Yeah, but that really hurt!" said Evil Jimmy.
"You know what else hurts?" asked Dave.
"No," said Evil Jimmy.
"A flying karate kick," said Dave. And he gave Evil Jimmy a flying karate kick.
"It did!" said Evil Jimmy.
"Fuck you," said Doctor Dave.
