Dr Dave's bath

[CaptainWacky]

Dr Dave decided to have a bath.

"I'm fucking filthy," he said, looking at the dried up blood under his fingernails. "I bet there's dried up blood in all the hard to reach places."

"Have a shower and come back and make love to me!" said some woman he'd slept with.

"No," said Dave. "I want a TEN HOUR bath. In fact, get the fuck out of my house."

"Did last night mean nothing to you?"

"No," said Dave. She started crying. He sighed. "Fine, it meant a lot, baby, I'll give you a call."

"Really?"

"No...I mean, yes."

"Oh, Doctor Dave!" she ran over and kissed him.

"Now get the fuck out," he said. She giggled.

"I know you love me really!" she said, and left.

"Finally," said Dave. He turned the taps (FAUCETS?) on. No water came out. "Where the fuck is my water? I can't have a bath without water."

He decided to break into the national bath museum and have a bath there.

But then he couldn't remember where the national bath museum was.

He had a shower instead.

 

[The Tomtrek]

That's our Dr Dave!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He could take Bill Brasky in three rounds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a-splishing and a-splashing.

 

[Gagh]

Dr Dave has never been to the National Bath Museum.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not a bath person anyway, I take showers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And now we know why!

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed so!

 

[CaptainWacky]

should I write a Dr Dave story where you have sex with a bible?

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

You mean you haven't yet?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bible or BIBBLE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bible.

 

[Dr Dave]

I will leave that at your discretion.