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Dr Dave's surprise birthday party!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
To be bumped in a year when he'll have forgotten about this thread and be surprised.
 
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR DAVE

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US TO YOU
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAY YOU FIND A SPORK OR TWO
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WISH SOMETHING RHYMED WITH SPORK BESIDES MORK FROM ORK BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
 
MERRY ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIRTHING AND SLAPPING OF YOUR REAR!
 
Hello, Dr. Dave. This is the Fuddlemiff of what you would consider the past, by approximately 1 year.

I need you to find something for me. A jar. A very important jar.

You shall find further instructions within a safe deposit box numbered 221 at Fenchurch Street Station, London. Be swift, good Doctor. A member's life depends on it.
 
Oh and don't worry about the vase.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR_DAVE I THINK YOU'RE NICER THEN 10 CATS.
 
That's a lot of cats...
 
Hopefully they are "outdoor" cats, because that's too many litterboxes to maintain.

CLUMP! SCOOP! CLUMP! SCOOP! There's your life, right there.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR DAVE!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMMORROW!
 
It is still your birthday here today and a year from now, I think Washington will have floated away and Oregon will be the northern most state of the lower 48, yeah or something like that.
 
Hello, Dr. Dave. This is the Fuddlemiff of what you would consider the past, by approximately 1 year.

I need you to find something for me. A jar. A very important jar.

You shall find further instructions within a safe deposit box numbered 221 at Fenchurch Street Station, London. Be swift, good Doctor. A member's life depends on it.

Cassie has something to do with this, doesn't she?
 
Hello, Dr. Dave. This is the Fuddlemiff of what you would consider the past, by approximately 1 year.

I need you to find something for me. A jar. A very important jar.

You shall find further instructions within a safe deposit box numbered 221 at Fenchurch Street Station, London. Be swift, good Doctor. A member's life depends on it.

Greetings Fuddlemiff. Doctor Dave here.

Instructions received, and have gone forward as instructed. You may expect something in the mail in two to three business days.

Oh and don't worry about the vase.

I never have, sure as hell not going to start now.
 
FORGET. FORGEEEEEEEEEEET.
 
I will eventually.
 
May there be no honking on your auspicious day
 
Geese would have the nerve to crash my birthday events though.
 
LET'S BUMP THIS ALL YEAR TO RUIN DAVE'S BIG DAY, HAHAHAHA.
 
WHAT!

:(
 
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