Dr Dave's teddy bear thread

[Dr Dave]

Shifty the lot!

 

[jtkirk]

Bears r hot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

eh?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[starbys]

 

[Dr Dave]

Fist for bears!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It took me 2 minutes and Dr Dave's reply to figure out what was going on there.

Me = sad panda.

 

[Dr Dave]

My reply did good...

I am not sure how to feel about all this.

 

[Cassie]

What the hell?! I am scarred for life!

 

[Dr Dave]

Did the bear fisting scare you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEs

 

[The Watcher]

 

[Cassie]

Now I'm scared but not scarred. Scared by the cuteness!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it not a bit cruel? What if the dog was claustrophobic?

 

[Cassie]

It's a well known fact that dogs love to be dressed up as little lions (IT LOOKS LIKE A LION COSTUME OK?) but they hate being dressed up as little hookers because of all the rape.

 

[starbys]

That's all it took? Honey, you've been hiding under that rock way too long.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's a well known fact that dogs love to be dressed up as little lions (IT LOOKS LIKE A LION COSTUME OK?) but they hate being dressed up as little hookers because of all the rape.

That is not a well known fact!

 

[The Watcher]

Where have YOU been? jayzus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dogs are more alluring dressed as hookers than they are naked. Scientists proved it.

 

[starbys]

I guess after all that animal testing they got used to the make up.