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Opening shot, the Doctor is in the Tardis with the bride.
Bride: Who are you?
Doctor :The Doctor
Bride : WHO?
Doctor: Doctor!
Bride: WHO??
repeat for three minutes before the title sequance.
Bride: Look I need to get back to my wedding
Doc: Fine, I'll just land this machine that often dosnt go where I expect, but somehow always lands exactly where I want it when the plot demands it.
Bride: Am I bothered?
Doc: What?
Bride: Bothered??
Doc: God your annoying
BRide: But am I bothered? Do I look bothered?
Repeat until where the advert break will be when this shows in america.
The bride and doc step out the tardis, its christmas, by remarkable coincidence.
Evil robot santas turn up and kidnap the bride.
The Doc looks on not really caring.
As the robot santa drives the bride away in a taxi, the doc realises she has his sonic screwdriver, and takes the Tardis in pursuit in a surely written while high scene.
The doc flies the tardis with the door open working the controls by long peices of wool (god I wish I was making this bit up)
And rescues the bride from the robot santas, destroying them with his sonic screwdriver on setting 122506 (get it?)
Then a giant spide woman turns up, just before where adverts will go in america.
Spiderwoman: I will destroy this world
Doc: I cant let you do that
Bride: Excuse me I have a wedding to get to
Spiderwoman: Am I bothered?
Bride: I say that bitch!
Doc: This isnt as good as when Ecclestone was doing it is it?
Spiderwoman:Shut up and prepare to be destroyed by my overly elaborate and slow moving killing machine.
The Doctor gets out a can of bat anti spider spray and sprays the spider dead.
Doc: bat anti spider spray, got this off batman you know, lovely chap, bit grim though
Bride: But am I bothered?
The doctor pulls out a gun and shoots the bride until the clip is empty.
Doc: Now if only I had a new assistant join me in the last few seconds of this show, prefarbly an ethnic minority so we dont have to shoehorn one into the extras each week.
New girl: Hey you look like fun, can I come with you?
Doc: Fantastic!
Bride: Who are you?
Doctor :The Doctor
Bride : WHO?
Doctor: Doctor!
Bride: WHO??
repeat for three minutes before the title sequance.
Bride: Look I need to get back to my wedding
Doc: Fine, I'll just land this machine that often dosnt go where I expect, but somehow always lands exactly where I want it when the plot demands it.
Bride: Am I bothered?
Doc: What?
Bride: Bothered??
Doc: God your annoying
BRide: But am I bothered? Do I look bothered?
Repeat until where the advert break will be when this shows in america.
The bride and doc step out the tardis, its christmas, by remarkable coincidence.
Evil robot santas turn up and kidnap the bride.
The Doc looks on not really caring.
As the robot santa drives the bride away in a taxi, the doc realises she has his sonic screwdriver, and takes the Tardis in pursuit in a surely written while high scene.
The doc flies the tardis with the door open working the controls by long peices of wool (god I wish I was making this bit up)
And rescues the bride from the robot santas, destroying them with his sonic screwdriver on setting 122506 (get it?)
Then a giant spide woman turns up, just before where adverts will go in america.
Spiderwoman: I will destroy this world
Doc: I cant let you do that
Bride: Excuse me I have a wedding to get to
Spiderwoman: Am I bothered?
Bride: I say that bitch!
Doc: This isnt as good as when Ecclestone was doing it is it?
Spiderwoman:Shut up and prepare to be destroyed by my overly elaborate and slow moving killing machine.
The Doctor gets out a can of bat anti spider spray and sprays the spider dead.
Doc: bat anti spider spray, got this off batman you know, lovely chap, bit grim though
Bride: But am I bothered?
The doctor pulls out a gun and shoots the bride until the clip is empty.
Doc: Now if only I had a new assistant join me in the last few seconds of this show, prefarbly an ethnic minority so we dont have to shoehorn one into the extras each week.
New girl: Hey you look like fun, can I come with you?
Doc: Fantastic!
